When I Was A Little Boy...

Eve: "When I was a little boy, like Coleman and Daddy, my name was Jesus.  And, can you tell me the story of that?"
Me: "I don't know a story about you being Jesus."
Eve: "OK.  My dad's name was Joseph, and my mom's name was Mary.  And i was a boy like Coleman.  Can you tell me the story of when you were a little boy like Coleman?"
Me: "Baby, I wasn't a little boy.  I was a little girl"
Eve: "Well, you could pretend, mom!"