Where does she get this stuff???

Pulling up to church yesterday, Eve says, "I wanna sing with you in church this morning."  I reply, "Not today, baby.  You're gonna go to your class to play with your friends."  She says in the saddest voice possible, "I can't sing with you with THAT attitude!"

First thing this morning, I have Ellie and Clara on the couch, Eve is having a little conversation with Ellie and I overhear this... "Ellie, I'm not your mommy.  I'm just here to help you!"

Eric came home for lunch today, and he was in charge of feeding Eve lunch so I could go out with one of my favorite youth girls.  As I'm walking out the door, I hear Eve say, "Daddy, come here, I have a secret!"  Eric bends over and she puts her hand up by her mouth and says loudly, "I have a great idea!  You can share all the cheetos with me for lunch and you can bite them and put them in my mouth.  All of them.  All of the cheetos.  Is that a great idea?"

Today, as Eric is leaving to go to work, Eve stands by the garage door blowing kisses and saying, "Good Luck, Daddy, Good Luck!  I love you!  Good Luck!"

After her nap, I am working on dinner in the kitchen so Eve comes in to join me.  She opens up the cabinets under the sink and sticks her head in.  She looks up at me and says, "I'm just looking for George.  Do you see any George's?"  

While getting the coffee maker out so I can make tea for dinner, I drop the coffee pot on Eve's head (while she is looking for George in the cabinets).  She says, "Oh, sorry mom!  We didn't mean to startle you!"